Yesterday in Haikus

You're lucky I know
How to get rid of ink stains:
Rubbing alcohol.

Please make up your mind.
I'm not a short order cook.
Fine, you can just starve.

It's only shampoo.
Stop being such a baby.
Don't convulse so much.

Go to bed! Right now!
Do you want me to get Dad?
Then get in your bed.

I need some merlot.
And a plate of oreos.
I'll be in the tub.