It seems like every blog worth its salt these days is running a contest with fabulous prizes. And since I don't mess around, I decided I have to have a contest, too. I'm not really sure what's going to be involved in my contest. I just know that the loser is going to receive my dog.
You might be thinking, "Laura, that's so insensitive! You should appreciate your dog! Our family dog just died and we we miss her terribly!"
My response: Enter my contest. It'll be a win-win situation (er, for the loser and me)!
It's not that I don't love my dog. I do. It's just that I haven't felt the same about her since she ate Luke's umbillical cord stump...or broke into diaper genies, or cut naptimes short with her incessant barking, or snatched graham crackers out of little hands, or tried to "deflower" my helpless babies while they were lying on the floor...
So now that you know the truth about Dolley, you'll want to be Johnny on the spot whenever I figure out my contest rules, or else she might end up on your doorstep. I'll even throw in whatever kibble I have on hand at the time of the giveaway. I'll put a bow on her, if I have time--I'm pretty busy these days sweeping up chewed-up food that my charming oldest son has spit onto the floor.
My sister, who lives in Germany, shouldn't think she's off the hook. You can ship a dog to Germany--I've already checked!
Best of luck to all four of my readers!
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Oh, too bad, it's in our contract that we can't have a dog in our house. Actually, I love that Dolley, so I wouldn't mind having her...for a week.
ReplyDeletewe just got rid of our piper dog because i could not handle the diaper eating, high chair stalking, incessant barking. Eh.
ReplyDeleteI don't know you, but your writing is fantastic! (I hope this comment doesn't enter me into the contest, I'm allergic to dogs).
ReplyDeleteI throw in my dog for a 2 for 1 deal... Her qualities include shredding bills, destroying Beatrix's ornament that the nurses made for me with her footprints while she was in the hospital, and just general hyjinks....
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