Stick This

Things Luke has emblazoned with stickers today:

• His underwear
• Some area rugs
• The toilet seat
• His toys
• Some crystal candlesticks from Tiffany's, which he keeps referring to as trophies
• His brother
• The dog
• The kitchen floor
• George's high chair
• His lunch plate
• The coffee table
• The storm door

Things Luke has vehemently refused to put stickers on today:

• The craft we made today--a rain stick, which I expressly instructed him to decorate with stickers

Le sigh.